At first I thought she might have been on her period but quickly realised what had actually happened – my fabled banjo string had snapped!
Tag: Blog
Ignorance. Is it bliss?
When we think of the word honesty, we tend to associate it with ‘not lying’. … Ignorance. Is it bliss?
13 Reasons not to…
The title is where the problems start. … 13 Reasons not to…
Esperanto Magazine Architecture Design Competition
Exclusive to Monash University Architecture students, you can win $1000 and the opportunity to see your design spring to life. … Esperanto Magazine Architecture Design Competition
All grown up… Asian in Australia
For eighteen years I tried to be everything but the Asian stereotype. I swam up to five times a week, played cricket, tennis, sucked at maths, and then I got to university and didn’t give a shit anymore. … All grown up… Asian in Australia
Tales from an honestly sober bartender
It’s funny what you see while watching drunk people, especially when you’re sober… and the one behind the bar. … Tales from an honestly sober bartender
How to pleasure yourself on a student budget
Let’s be honest, being broke is no fun. Having to give up the luxuries of a premium Pornhub subscription, banana flavoured lubricants and the newest collection of Calvin Klein lingerie is even more of a ball breaker. … How to pleasure yourself on a student budget
Send nudes – a sexting spread
We bet you’ve sent a nude. If you haven’t sent a nude, there’s a good chance you’ve received one.
Blowjob from a ghost: an excerpt
An excerpt from the pornographic film SPOOKY GHOST BLOWJOB, starring Saffron Bacchus as the spooky ghost.
Strippernomics – auditing the sex industry
Fake tits, fake tan, lacey lingerie and glitter spray. The list goes on. But how much does it really cost to get other people off?
Snapped up: Groovin The Moo, Bendigo
Check out the full album over at our Facebook page. … Snapped up: Groovin The Moo, Bendigo
Losing my virginity: what’s the big deal?
Losing your virginity. A truly grand and firework-worthy moment that will change your life forever. Time to cut the shit, it’s not.
Porn is dumb and no one watches it for the story
Sparking hope in the eyes of thousands of pizza delivery drivers everywhere, who wistfully dream that one day they’ll get ‘just the tip’ instead of… just the tip.
We need to stop tip-toeing around eating disorders
I was falling deeper into my orthorexia nightmare. I lost an extremely unhealthy amount of weight, I lost my period and worst of all, I lost myself.
Protected: You haven’t seen it all till you’ve been to a Thai sex show
An open letter to homophobes
To all of you ‘homophobes’ out there, you should be terrified.
Blue balls? Let me explain.
The testicles will eventually reach what feels like an implosion of cum. … Blue balls? Let me explain.
Touching (4th) Base with Jess Bong
A few Esperanto issues ago, Jess Bong declared she was saving herself for marriage.
… Touching (4th) Base with Jess Bong
The golden rules of opening nudes in public
My first sexual dilemma, if you can even call it that, involves Snapchat. We all know how much mischief people, namely us as horny AF millennials, can get up to on Snapchat.
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