An excerpt from the pornographic film SPOOKY GHOST BLOWJOB, starring Saffron Bacchus as the spooky ghost.

FADE IN:

INT. LAUNDRY ROOM – DAY

A MAN clumsily masturbates on his laundry room floor, smoke rising around him as he slaps at his circumcised phallus.

Suddenly a SPOOKY GHOST (woman in bed sheet, breasts exposed in cut-out section) rises from beneath.

SPOOKY GHOST

Wooooo, I’m the ghost of jackin’ it on Halloween night.

The MAN’s pace ramps up furiously, the SPOOKY GHOST waves her arms around to simulate floating.

SPOOKY GHOST

Every year, I find one victim who is jackin’ it on Halloween night and I give them a blowjob. After they cum in my mouth, they’re cursed for the rest of the year.

Woooooooo.

The SPOOKY GHOST awkwardly leans in closer to the MAN’s penis.

SPOOKY GHOST

Wooooooo, you can’t stop me now.

The SPOOKY GHOST edges ever closer to the MAN’s dong, whilst she makes ghost sounds. She proceeds to take the penis in her mouth.

SPOOKY GHOST

You’re in a trance.

Muffled ‘woooo’ sounds can be heard coming from the SPOOKY GHOST, staring directly into the camera as she fellates the MAN’s penis.

The SPOOKY GHOST goes deep.

SPOOKY GHOST
Wooooooooooooooooo.

The SPOOKY GHOST continues to highlight her ridiculous head-giving talents, working angles unknown to amateur ghost blowjob enthusiasts.

SPOOKY GHOST
Wooooooo, you can’t stop me from making you cum. My ghostly blowjob skills are too good.

Woooooo.

The MAN’s penis disappears into the SPOOKY GHOST, actually it’s just deep throat. The SPOOKY GHOST begins to perform, some kind of hand-mouth action simultaneously, looks great.

SPOOKY GHOST

I can feel you’re getting close to cumming.

That will seal your fate.

WOOOOOOOO.

The SPOOKY GHOST returns to slobbin’ the knob.

The MAN’s legs begin to quiver as he reaches nearer to climax. Whilst the SPOOKY GHOST rubs the MAN’s shaft, a shot of ejaculate spurts onto the SPOOKY GHOST’s left cheeky.

The MAN blows his load into the SPOOKY GHOST’s mouth, she reels back and dribbles it down her ghostly chin.

SPOOKY GHOST (meekly)

Wooooo.

And now you shall have a year of bad luck.

Wooooo.

The SPOOKY GHOST waves her finger disapprovingly at the MAN.

SPOOKY GHOST

Remember, don’t jack off on Halloween night.

WOOOOOOOO.

The SPOOKY GHOST lowers herself out of frame – the MAN’s limp penis descends below, spent.

FADE OUT.

THE END

 

Words by Harrison Johnstone

IG – @harrisonjohnstone

Art by Cam Jordan

IG – @camjordan0