Words by Maggie Zhou Art by Xiaoyang Pei
A $10 croissant. I brought a $10 croissant without batting an eyelid. That was the final (plastic-free) straw for me.
The legends over at Nando’s are throwing a glorious feed for only $11; the W–T–F offer available every Wednesday, Thursday and Friday
Unlike so many, I love it when my friends enter into new relationships.
You know the kind of lady who makes pretty tame mistakes, but then crucifies herself for them? Well, that’s me.
How do you know when a politician is lying? Their lips are moving. I’ve heard this joke more times than I can count.
Here’s hoping that one day their innocent love will break down the institutions that bind them.
At first I thought she might have been on her period but quickly realised what had actually happened – my fabled banjo string had snapped!