Words by Elizabeth Narwastu
Art by Bowen Shen
It’s incredible how in this modern age, surrounded by the technological advances that Nikola Tesla had predicted, some people wholeheartedly believe that the planet Earth is flat. … Rounded debate; flat Earth
In a crowded room one night, I let slip that I was following Australia’s The Bachelor.
… Current mood: Hooked on trash TV
Children who lie are poorly behaved, but if you can’t tell that they’re lying… are they still good?
… One of the Girls
Have you ever decided to be the bigger person and tell the truth, but been burned by doing so?
… Is honesty really the best policy?
Can we all stop talking about penis size for a minute and discuss the vagina?
… Clap for Flaps
Once that bridge of trust had burnt down, all he could think about was pissing on its ashes.
… Rooting for revenge
If I was to make a cheesy and unnecessary ghost analogy involving myself, I’m more of a Casper-the-Friendly-Ghost type.
… Better to be Ghosted than Haunted
As much as growing up in the digital era has offered us an array of benefits, I can’t help but wonder what our lives would be like right now without it.
… Social media: Till death do we part
“We’re the only two real wreck-heads in this whole building, Tom.”
… A trip down memory lane
The weekend, food, fashion. We want everything faster. … It’s not about the money
Let’s be honest, we have all lied at some point in our lives.
… An Honest Look at Compulsive Lying
Unlike so many, I love it when my friends enter into new relationships.
… I’m just not that into your relationship
You know the kind of lady who makes pretty tame mistakes, but then crucifies herself for them? Well, that’s me.
… My Name Isn’t Earl
It is not, and it has never been a compliment to hear that a man – more often than not, a Caucasian man – loves ebony porn.
… I am not your fetish
What’s your number? The double entendre I fear the most.
… Hey Miss Jay, what’s your number?
How do you know when a politician is lying? Their lips are moving. I’ve heard this joke more times than I can count.
… The next generation of liars
Here’s hoping that one day their innocent love will break down the institutions that bind them.
… Our Secret Relationship
At first I thought she might have been on her period but quickly realised what had actually happened – my fabled banjo string had snapped!
… No strings attached
When we think of the word honesty, we tend to associate it with ‘not lying’. … Ignorance. Is it bliss?
‘They’re stealing our jobs,’ has become the famous rhetoric of our population’s dialogue and it’s easy to see why.
… The Truth: Our Love/Hate Relationship with 457 Visas
The title is where the problems start. … 13 Reasons not to…