Words EMILY BURKHARDT Art STEPHIE DIM
For the most hardcore of vaporwave enthusiasts, the first rule of vaporwave is don’t talk about vaporwave…
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Summer Bucket List
With 50 degree days apparently coming up this summer in Victoria, it’s safe to say cool places are going to be flocked.
Style Edit: Monash University
Words and photography by Maggie Zhou. … Style Edit: Monash University
Scrubbing-related pun, something something, Brendan Fraser
I’ve always been what you’d call an expert on the human expression, a creative genius, if you will – not that I’ve ever been one to blow my own trumpet.
… Scrubbing-related pun, something something, Brendan Fraser
Comic Angst
This week, I have communicated only in Comic Sans font. Both in written and verbal form. … Comic Angst
Ten Tips to Score an Internship
I give you the ten nuggets of intern wisdom hindsight has provided me. … Ten Tips to Score an Internship
A Moment with Morosa Jewellery
Meet Giulia Frat. … A Moment with Morosa Jewellery
Red Hot
I always hated having red hair as a kid.
Rooting for revenge
Once that bridge of trust had burnt down, all he could think about was pissing on its ashes.
An Honest Look at Compulsive Lying
Let’s be honest, we have all lied at some point in our lives.
Hey Miss Jay, what’s your number?
What’s your number? The double entendre I fear the most.
The next generation of liars
How do you know when a politician is lying? Their lips are moving. I’ve heard this joke more times than I can count.
Our Secret Relationship
Here’s hoping that one day their innocent love will break down the institutions that bind them.
No strings attached
At first I thought she might have been on her period but quickly realised what had actually happened – my fabled banjo string had snapped!
13 Reasons not to…
The title is where the problems start. … 13 Reasons not to…
Send nudes – a sexting spread
We bet you’ve sent a nude. If you haven’t sent a nude, there’s a good chance you’ve received one.
Blowjob from a ghost: an excerpt
An excerpt from the pornographic film SPOOKY GHOST BLOWJOB, starring Saffron Bacchus as the spooky ghost.
Strippernomics – auditing the sex industry
Fake tits, fake tan, lacey lingerie and glitter spray. The list goes on. But how much does it really cost to get other people off?
Snapped up: Groovin The Moo, Bendigo
Check out the full album over at our Facebook page. … Snapped up: Groovin The Moo, Bendigo
Losing my virginity: what’s the big deal?
Losing your virginity. A truly grand and firework-worthy moment that will change your life forever. Time to cut the shit, it’s not.
Porn is dumb and no one watches it for the story
Sparking hope in the eyes of thousands of pizza delivery drivers everywhere, who wistfully dream that one day they’ll get ‘just the tip’ instead of… just the tip.
Esperanto Magazine 