Hey Miss Jay, what’s your number?

What’s your number? The double entendre I fear the most.

The next generation of liars

How do you know when a politician is lying? Their lips are moving. I’ve heard this joke more times than I can count.

Here’s hoping that one day their innocent love will break down the institutions that bind them.

At first I thought she might have been on her period but quickly realised what had actually happened – my fabled banjo string had snapped!

The title is where the problems start. … 13 Reasons not to…

We bet you’ve sent a nude. If you haven’t sent a nude, there’s a good chance you’ve received one.

An excerpt from the pornographic film SPOOKY GHOST BLOWJOB, starring Saffron Bacchus as the spooky ghost.

Fake tits, fake tan, lacey lingerie and glitter spray. The list goes on. But how much does it really cost to get other people off?

Check out the full album over at our Facebook page. … Snapped up: Groovin The Moo, Bendigo

Losing your virginity. A truly grand and firework-worthy moment that will change your life forever. Time to cut the shit, it’s not.