Words by Steffanie Tan Art by Nicole Sizer
It’s been a fair few months since Same Sex Marriage was legalised in Australia and just as the ever so wise No-Voters predicted, the country has gone to the absolute shitters.
Fake tits, fake tan, lacey lingerie and glitter spray. The list goes on. But how much does it really cost to get other people off?
Sparking hope in the eyes of thousands of pizza delivery drivers everywhere, who wistfully dream that one day they’ll get ‘just the tip’ instead of… just the tip.
I was falling deeper into my orthorexia nightmare. I lost an extremely unhealthy amount of weight, I lost my period and worst of all, I lost myself.
To all of you ‘homophobes’ out there, you should be terrified.
No, this is not my honeymoon nor was it a random spring break hook-up. … Baby, I am not down after all