Words by Elizabeth Narwastu Art by Angharad Neal-Williams
In my head, I imagined Melbourne almost like sunny California with beaches and skyscrapers, sunbathers and fashion bloggers.
Hey you, yes you. Glance down at the blobs and bones you call your body. This is an ode to you and the fantastic human being you really are. Quit blushing and read on to learn some self-lurvin’ tips and tricks.
How do you know when a politician is lying? Their lips are moving. I’ve heard this joke more times than I can count.
The title is where the problems start. … 13 Reasons not to…
Let’s be honest, being broke is no fun. Having to give up the luxuries of a premium Pornhub subscription, banana flavoured lubricants and the newest collection of Calvin Klein lingerie is even more of a ball breaker. … How to pleasure yourself on a student budget
Fake tits, fake tan, lacey lingerie and glitter spray. The list goes on. But how much does it really cost to get other people off?
Losing your virginity. A truly grand and firework-worthy moment that will change your life forever. Time to cut the shit, it’s not.