What’s your number? The double entendre I fear the most.
Tag: Human
The next generation of liars
How do you know when a politician is lying? Their lips are moving. I’ve heard this joke more times than I can count.
Our Secret Relationship
Here’s hoping that one day their innocent love will break down the institutions that bind them.
13 Reasons not to…
The title is where the problems start. … 13 Reasons not to…
How to pleasure yourself on a student budget
Let’s be honest, being broke is no fun. Having to give up the luxuries of a premium Pornhub subscription, banana flavoured lubricants and the newest collection of Calvin Klein lingerie is even more of a ball breaker. … How to pleasure yourself on a student budget
Blowjob from a ghost: an excerpt
An excerpt from the pornographic film SPOOKY GHOST BLOWJOB, starring Saffron Bacchus as the spooky ghost.
Strippernomics – auditing the sex industry
Fake tits, fake tan, lacey lingerie and glitter spray. The list goes on. But how much does it really cost to get other people off?
Porn is dumb and no one watches it for the story
Sparking hope in the eyes of thousands of pizza delivery drivers everywhere, who wistfully dream that one day they’ll get ‘just the tip’ instead of… just the tip.
We need to stop tip-toeing around eating disorders
I was falling deeper into my orthorexia nightmare. I lost an extremely unhealthy amount of weight, I lost my period and worst of all, I lost myself.
Protected: You haven’t seen it all till you’ve been to a Thai sex show
An open letter to homophobes
To all of you ‘homophobes’ out there, you should be terrified.
Blue balls? Let me explain.
The testicles will eventually reach what feels like an implosion of cum. … Blue balls? Let me explain.
Touching (4th) Base with Jess Bong
A few Esperanto issues ago, Jess Bong declared she was saving herself for marriage.
… Touching (4th) Base with Jess Bong
The golden rules of opening nudes in public
My first sexual dilemma, if you can even call it that, involves Snapchat. We all know how much mischief people, namely us as horny AF millennials, can get up to on Snapchat.
Sex Edition – Out Wednesday
Baby, I am not down after all
No, this is not my honeymoon nor was it a random spring break hook-up. … Baby, I am not down after all
Honesty Edition Writer Call-Out
Esperanto is on the hunt for some genuine talent to contribute to the HONESTY EDITION. … Honesty Edition Writer Call-Out
Does (sexy – safe) = genophobic?
By now we all know the stereotypical tropes of university: booze, assignment stress and SEX.
Sex Edition Giveaway
Well we know things can be pretty tight on a student budget.
Uni student by day, sex worker by night
So, what is it like being a sex worker in Melbourne? Well I can’t show you, but I can tell you what I’ve experienced.
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