I’ve always been what you’d call an expert on the human expression, a creative genius, if you will – not that I’ve ever been one to blow my own trumpet.
… Scrubbing-related pun, something something, Brendan Fraser
I’ve always been what you’d call an expert on the human expression, a creative genius, if you will – not that I’ve ever been one to blow my own trumpet.
… Scrubbing-related pun, something something, Brendan Fraser
You know the kind of lady who makes pretty tame mistakes, but then crucifies herself for them? Well, that’s me.
What’s your number? The double entendre I fear the most.
Here’s hoping that one day their innocent love will break down the institutions that bind them.
At first I thought she might have been on her period but quickly realised what had actually happened – my fabled banjo string had snapped!
The title is where the problems start. … 13 Reasons not to…
An excerpt from the pornographic film SPOOKY GHOST BLOWJOB, starring Saffron Bacchus as the spooky ghost.
Fake tits, fake tan, lacey lingerie and glitter spray. The list goes on. But how much does it really cost to get other people off?
Losing your virginity. A truly grand and firework-worthy moment that will change your life forever. Time to cut the shit, it’s not.
Sparking hope in the eyes of thousands of pizza delivery drivers everywhere, who wistfully dream that one day they’ll get ‘just the tip’ instead of… just the tip.
I was falling deeper into my orthorexia nightmare. I lost an extremely unhealthy amount of weight, I lost my period and worst of all, I lost myself.
To all of you ‘homophobes’ out there, you should be terrified.
My first sexual dilemma, if you can even call it that, involves Snapchat. We all know how much mischief people, namely us as horny AF millennials, can get up to on Snapchat.
Esperanto is on the hunt for some genuine talent to contribute to the HONESTY EDITION. … Honesty Edition Writer Call-Out
Well we know things can be pretty tight on a student budget.
Tucked away inside the La Di Da Laneway, the only giver away of the party’s happenings was the Miami-mobil/photobooth parked outside the venue. … Snapped Up: Miami Horror Block Party