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The Hare and the Tortoise
Hokusai Meets NGV
It’s official. A true art master has come to town. … Hokusai Meets NGV
Anachronism
A poem by Em Osborne. … Anachronism
The Fight To Self-Love
A good goal in life is to try and build yourself up to be a better person than you were the day before. … The Fight To Self-Love
Red Hot
I always hated having red hair as a kid.
Hey Miss Jay, what’s your number?
What’s your number? The double entendre I fear the most.
The next generation of liars
How do you know when a politician is lying? Their lips are moving. I’ve heard this joke more times than I can count.
13 Reasons not to…
The title is where the problems start. … 13 Reasons not to…
All grown up… Asian in Australia
For eighteen years I tried to be everything but the Asian stereotype. I swam up to five times a week, played cricket, tennis, sucked at maths, and then I got to university and didn’t give a shit anymore. … All grown up… Asian in Australia
How to pleasure yourself on a student budget
Let’s be honest, being broke is no fun. Having to give up the luxuries of a premium Pornhub subscription, banana flavoured lubricants and the newest collection of Calvin Klein lingerie is even more of a ball breaker. … How to pleasure yourself on a student budget
Send nudes – a sexting spread
We bet you’ve sent a nude. If you haven’t sent a nude, there’s a good chance you’ve received one.
Blowjob from a ghost: an excerpt
An excerpt from the pornographic film SPOOKY GHOST BLOWJOB, starring Saffron Bacchus as the spooky ghost.
Strippernomics – auditing the sex industry
Fake tits, fake tan, lacey lingerie and glitter spray. The list goes on. But how much does it really cost to get other people off?
Losing my virginity: what’s the big deal?
Losing your virginity. A truly grand and firework-worthy moment that will change your life forever. Time to cut the shit, it’s not.
Porn is dumb and no one watches it for the story
Sparking hope in the eyes of thousands of pizza delivery drivers everywhere, who wistfully dream that one day they’ll get ‘just the tip’ instead of… just the tip.
We need to stop tip-toeing around eating disorders
I was falling deeper into my orthorexia nightmare. I lost an extremely unhealthy amount of weight, I lost my period and worst of all, I lost myself.
Protected: You haven’t seen it all till you’ve been to a Thai sex show
An open letter to homophobes
To all of you ‘homophobes’ out there, you should be terrified.
Blue balls? Let me explain.
The testicles will eventually reach what feels like an implosion of cum. … Blue balls? Let me explain.
The golden rules of opening nudes in public
My first sexual dilemma, if you can even call it that, involves Snapchat. We all know how much mischief people, namely us as horny AF millennials, can get up to on Snapchat.
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