I hated my stripy red, white, and silver stretch marks for a seriously unhealthy amount of time. … A Mark To Remember
What’s your number? The double entendre I fear the most.
How do you know when a politician is lying? Their lips are moving. I’ve heard this joke more times than I can count.
Here’s hoping that one day their innocent love will break down the institutions that bind them.
At first I thought she might have been on her period but quickly realised what had actually happened – my fabled banjo string had snapped!
The title is where the problems start. … 13 Reasons not to…
We bet you’ve sent a nude. If you haven’t sent a nude, there’s a good chance you’ve received one.
Fake tits, fake tan, lacey lingerie and glitter spray. The list goes on. But how much does it really cost to get other people off?