Unlike so many, I love it when my friends enter into new relationships.
My Name Isn’t Earl
You know the kind of lady who makes pretty tame mistakes, but then crucifies herself for them? Well, that’s me.
I am not your fetish
It is not, and it has never been a compliment to hear that a man – more often than not, a Caucasian man – loves ebony porn.
Hey Miss Jay, what’s your number?
What’s your number? The double entendre I fear the most.
The next generation of liars
How do you know when a politician is lying? Their lips are moving. I’ve heard this joke more times than I can count.
Our Secret Relationship
Here’s hoping that one day their innocent love will break down the institutions that bind them.
No strings attached
At first I thought she might have been on her period but quickly realised what had actually happened – my fabled banjo string had snapped!
Ignorance. Is it bliss?
When we think of the word honesty, we tend to associate it with ‘not lying’. … Ignorance. Is it bliss?
The Truth: Our Love/Hate Relationship with 457 Visas
‘They’re stealing our jobs,’ has become the famous rhetoric of our population’s dialogue and it’s easy to see why.
13 Reasons not to…
The title is where the problems start. … 13 Reasons not to…
Esperanto Magazine Architecture Design Competition
Exclusive to Monash University Architecture students, you can win $1000 and the opportunity to see your design spring to life. … Esperanto Magazine Architecture Design Competition
All grown up… Asian in Australia
For eighteen years I tried to be everything but the Asian stereotype. I swam up to five times a week, played cricket, tennis, sucked at maths, and then I got to university and didn’t give a shit anymore. … All grown up… Asian in Australia
Tales from an honestly sober bartender
It’s funny what you see while watching drunk people, especially when you’re sober… and the one behind the bar. … Tales from an honestly sober bartender
How to pleasure yourself on a student budget
Let’s be honest, being broke is no fun. Having to give up the luxuries of a premium Pornhub subscription, banana flavoured lubricants and the newest collection of Calvin Klein lingerie is even more of a ball breaker. … How to pleasure yourself on a student budget
Send nudes – a sexting spread
We bet you’ve sent a nude. If you haven’t sent a nude, there’s a good chance you’ve received one.
Blowjob from a ghost: an excerpt
An excerpt from the pornographic film SPOOKY GHOST BLOWJOB, starring Saffron Bacchus as the spooky ghost.
Strippernomics – auditing the sex industry
Fake tits, fake tan, lacey lingerie and glitter spray. The list goes on. But how much does it really cost to get other people off?
Snapped up: Groovin The Moo, Bendigo
Check out the full album over at our Facebook page. … Snapped up: Groovin The Moo, Bendigo
Losing my virginity: what’s the big deal?
Losing your virginity. A truly grand and firework-worthy moment that will change your life forever. Time to cut the shit, it’s not.
Porn is dumb and no one watches it for the story
Sparking hope in the eyes of thousands of pizza delivery drivers everywhere, who wistfully dream that one day they’ll get ‘just the tip’ instead of… just the tip.
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