How do you know when a politician is lying? Their lips are moving. I’ve heard this joke more times than I can count.
Tag: News
Our Secret Relationship
Here’s hoping that one day their innocent love will break down the institutions that bind them.
No strings attached
At first I thought she might have been on her period but quickly realised what had actually happened – my fabled banjo string had snapped!
13 Reasons not to…
The title is where the problems start. … 13 Reasons not to…
Blowjob from a ghost: an excerpt
An excerpt from the pornographic film SPOOKY GHOST BLOWJOB, starring Saffron Bacchus as the spooky ghost.
Strippernomics – auditing the sex industry
Fake tits, fake tan, lacey lingerie and glitter spray. The list goes on. But how much does it really cost to get other people off?
Snapped up: Groovin The Moo, Bendigo
Check out the full album over at our Facebook page. … Snapped up: Groovin The Moo, Bendigo
Losing my virginity: what’s the big deal?
Losing your virginity. A truly grand and firework-worthy moment that will change your life forever. Time to cut the shit, it’s not.
Porn is dumb and no one watches it for the story
Sparking hope in the eyes of thousands of pizza delivery drivers everywhere, who wistfully dream that one day they’ll get ‘just the tip’ instead of… just the tip.
We need to stop tip-toeing around eating disorders
I was falling deeper into my orthorexia nightmare. I lost an extremely unhealthy amount of weight, I lost my period and worst of all, I lost myself.
Protected: You haven’t seen it all till you’ve been to a Thai sex show
An open letter to homophobes
To all of you ‘homophobes’ out there, you should be terrified.
The golden rules of opening nudes in public
My first sexual dilemma, if you can even call it that, involves Snapchat. We all know how much mischief people, namely us as horny AF millennials, can get up to on Snapchat.
Sex Edition – Out Wednesday
Honesty Edition Writer Call-Out
Esperanto is on the hunt for some genuine talent to contribute to the HONESTY EDITION. … Honesty Edition Writer Call-Out
Sex Edition Giveaway
Well we know things can be pretty tight on a student budget.
Sugar Babies – the art of the sweet deal
As new forms of relationships are becoming more easily accepted, the sugar world is being thrust into the mainstream.
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