In a crowded room one night, I let slip that I was following Australia’s The Bachelor.
Mistake.
Author: esperantomagazine
Current mood: Hooked on trash TV
One of the Girls
Children who lie are poorly behaved, but if you can’t tell that they’re lying… are they still good?
Is honesty really the best policy?
Have you ever decided to be the bigger person and tell the truth, but been burned by doing so?
Clap for Flaps
Can we all stop talking about penis size for a minute and discuss the vagina?
Rooting for revenge
Once that bridge of trust had burnt down, all he could think about was pissing on its ashes.
Better to be Ghosted than Haunted
If I was to make a cheesy and unnecessary ghost analogy involving myself, I’m more of a Casper-the-Friendly-Ghost type.
Social media: Till death do we part
As much as growing up in the digital era has offered us an array of benefits, I can’t help but wonder what our lives would be like right now without it.
A trip down memory lane
“We’re the only two real wreck-heads in this whole building, Tom.”
It’s not about the money
The weekend, food, fashion. We want everything faster. … It’s not about the money
I am not your fetish
It is not, and it has never been a compliment to hear that a man – more often than not, a Caucasian man – loves ebony porn.
Ignorance. Is it bliss?
When we think of the word honesty, we tend to associate it with ‘not lying’. … Ignorance. Is it bliss?
13 Reasons not to…
The title is where the problems start. … 13 Reasons not to…
Esperanto Magazine Architecture Design Competition
Exclusive to Monash University Architecture students, you can win $1000 and the opportunity to see your design spring to life. … Esperanto Magazine Architecture Design Competition
All grown up… Asian in Australia
For eighteen years I tried to be everything but the Asian stereotype. I swam up to five times a week, played cricket, tennis, sucked at maths, and then I got to university and didn’t give a shit anymore. … All grown up… Asian in Australia
Tales from an honestly sober bartender
It’s funny what you see while watching drunk people, especially when you’re sober… and the one behind the bar. … Tales from an honestly sober bartender
How to pleasure yourself on a student budget
Let’s be honest, being broke is no fun. Having to give up the luxuries of a premium Pornhub subscription, banana flavoured lubricants and the newest collection of Calvin Klein lingerie is even more of a ball breaker. … How to pleasure yourself on a student budget
Send nudes – a sexting spread
We bet you’ve sent a nude. If you haven’t sent a nude, there’s a good chance you’ve received one.
Blowjob from a ghost: an excerpt
An excerpt from the pornographic film SPOOKY GHOST BLOWJOB, starring Saffron Bacchus as the spooky ghost.
Strippernomics – auditing the sex industry
Fake tits, fake tan, lacey lingerie and glitter spray. The list goes on. But how much does it really cost to get other people off?
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