Have you ever decided to be the bigger person and tell the truth, but been burned by doing so?
Tag: Writing
Clap for Flaps
Can we all stop talking about penis size for a minute and discuss the vagina?
Social media: Till death do we part
As much as growing up in the digital era has offered us an array of benefits, I can’t help but wonder what our lives would be like right now without it.
A trip down memory lane
“We’re the only two real wreck-heads in this whole building, Tom.”
It’s not about the money
The weekend, food, fashion. We want everything faster. … It’s not about the money
An Honest Look at Compulsive Lying
Let’s be honest, we have all lied at some point in our lives.
I’m just not that into your relationship
Unlike so many, I love it when my friends enter into new relationships.
My Name Isn’t Earl
You know the kind of lady who makes pretty tame mistakes, but then crucifies herself for them? Well, that’s me.
I am not your fetish
It is not, and it has never been a compliment to hear that a man – more often than not, a Caucasian man – loves ebony porn.
Hey Miss Jay, what’s your number?
What’s your number? The double entendre I fear the most.
The next generation of liars
How do you know when a politician is lying? Their lips are moving. I’ve heard this joke more times than I can count.
Our Secret Relationship
Here’s hoping that one day their innocent love will break down the institutions that bind them.
No strings attached
At first I thought she might have been on her period but quickly realised what had actually happened – my fabled banjo string had snapped!
13 Reasons not to…
The title is where the problems start. … 13 Reasons not to…
Esperanto Magazine Architecture Design Competition
Exclusive to Monash University Architecture students, you can win $1000 and the opportunity to see your design spring to life. … Esperanto Magazine Architecture Design Competition
All grown up… Asian in Australia
For eighteen years I tried to be everything but the Asian stereotype. I swam up to five times a week, played cricket, tennis, sucked at maths, and then I got to university and didn’t give a shit anymore. … All grown up… Asian in Australia
Tales from an honestly sober bartender
It’s funny what you see while watching drunk people, especially when you’re sober… and the one behind the bar. … Tales from an honestly sober bartender
Send nudes – a sexting spread
We bet you’ve sent a nude. If you haven’t sent a nude, there’s a good chance you’ve received one.
Blowjob from a ghost: an excerpt
An excerpt from the pornographic film SPOOKY GHOST BLOWJOB, starring Saffron Bacchus as the spooky ghost.
Strippernomics – auditing the sex industry
Fake tits, fake tan, lacey lingerie and glitter spray. The list goes on. But how much does it really cost to get other people off?
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