I’ve stepped over dead bodies in Egypt, uncovered dinosaur bones in Mongolia, been drugged and kidnapped in South East Asia, robbed, threatened and truly believed I was seconds from death. … Kim Jong’s the Illest: A North Korea Travel Diary
Tag: Culture
*Love Reacts Only*
When was the last time you praised yourself? When was the last time you praised yourself to someone else – not on text, phone call or Snapchat?
Red Hot
I always hated having red hair as a kid.
Current mood: Hooked on trash TV
In a crowded room one night, I let slip that I was following Australia’s The Bachelor.
Mistake.
One of the Girls
Children who lie are poorly behaved, but if you can’t tell that they’re lying… are they still good?
Is honesty really the best policy?
Have you ever decided to be the bigger person and tell the truth, but been burned by doing so?
Clap for Flaps
Can we all stop talking about penis size for a minute and discuss the vagina?
Rooting for revenge
Once that bridge of trust had burnt down, all he could think about was pissing on its ashes.
Better to be Ghosted than Haunted
If I was to make a cheesy and unnecessary ghost analogy involving myself, I’m more of a Casper-the-Friendly-Ghost type.
Social media: Till death do we part
As much as growing up in the digital era has offered us an array of benefits, I can’t help but wonder what our lives would be like right now without it.
A trip down memory lane
“We’re the only two real wreck-heads in this whole building, Tom.”
It’s not about the money
The weekend, food, fashion. We want everything faster. … It’s not about the money
An Honest Look at Compulsive Lying
Let’s be honest, we have all lied at some point in our lives.
I’m just not that into your relationship
Unlike so many, I love it when my friends enter into new relationships.
My Name Isn’t Earl
You know the kind of lady who makes pretty tame mistakes, but then crucifies herself for them? Well, that’s me.
I am not your fetish
It is not, and it has never been a compliment to hear that a man – more often than not, a Caucasian man – loves ebony porn.
Hey Miss Jay, what’s your number?
What’s your number? The double entendre I fear the most.
The next generation of liars
How do you know when a politician is lying? Their lips are moving. I’ve heard this joke more times than I can count.
Our Secret Relationship
Here’s hoping that one day their innocent love will break down the institutions that bind them.
No strings attached
At first I thought she might have been on her period but quickly realised what had actually happened – my fabled banjo string had snapped!
Ignorance. Is it bliss?
When we think of the word honesty, we tend to associate it with ‘not lying’. … Ignorance. Is it bliss?