To some, I am nothing more than a mannequin to dress up and down as they please, becoming perfectly hollow on the inside.
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Red Hot
I always hated having red hair as a kid.
Current mood: Hooked on trash TV
In a crowded room one night, I let slip that I was following Australia’s The Bachelor.
Mistake.
Is honesty really the best policy?
Have you ever decided to be the bigger person and tell the truth, but been burned by doing so?
Better to be Ghosted than Haunted
If I was to make a cheesy and unnecessary ghost analogy involving myself, I’m more of a Casper-the-Friendly-Ghost type.
Social media: Till death do we part
As much as growing up in the digital era has offered us an array of benefits, I can’t help but wonder what our lives would be like right now without it.
A trip down memory lane
“We’re the only two real wreck-heads in this whole building, Tom.”
It’s not about the money
The weekend, food, fashion. We want everything faster. … It’s not about the money
My Name Isn’t Earl
You know the kind of lady who makes pretty tame mistakes, but then crucifies herself for them? Well, that’s me.
I am not your fetish
It is not, and it has never been a compliment to hear that a man – more often than not, a Caucasian man – loves ebony porn.
The next generation of liars
How do you know when a politician is lying? Their lips are moving. I’ve heard this joke more times than I can count.
Our Secret Relationship
Here’s hoping that one day their innocent love will break down the institutions that bind them.
No strings attached
At first I thought she might have been on her period but quickly realised what had actually happened – my fabled banjo string had snapped!
Ignorance. Is it bliss?
When we think of the word honesty, we tend to associate it with ‘not lying’. … Ignorance. Is it bliss?
13 Reasons not to…
The title is where the problems start. … 13 Reasons not to…
Tales from an honestly sober bartender
It’s funny what you see while watching drunk people, especially when you’re sober… and the one behind the bar. … Tales from an honestly sober bartender
How to pleasure yourself on a student budget
Let’s be honest, being broke is no fun. Having to give up the luxuries of a premium Pornhub subscription, banana flavoured lubricants and the newest collection of Calvin Klein lingerie is even more of a ball breaker. … How to pleasure yourself on a student budget
Send nudes – a sexting spread
We bet you’ve sent a nude. If you haven’t sent a nude, there’s a good chance you’ve received one.
Blowjob from a ghost: an excerpt
An excerpt from the pornographic film SPOOKY GHOST BLOWJOB, starring Saffron Bacchus as the spooky ghost.
Strippernomics – auditing the sex industry
Fake tits, fake tan, lacey lingerie and glitter spray. The list goes on. But how much does it really cost to get other people off?
Snapped up: Groovin The Moo, Bendigo
Check out the full album over at our Facebook page. … Snapped up: Groovin The Moo, Bendigo
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