Words by: Anonymous
Art by: Alyssa Sandler

As we’re all made of stardust, it only makes sense that they rule our entire beings. So, let these zodiac horoscopes help you learn about yourself and align with the sex life the universe has set out for you.
It’s written in the stars: you’re going to have some galaxy-creating sex.

Aries (March 21-April 19): Your libido is fired up, Aries. Dominant and driven, you want it rough and fast. You’re hungry for touch. Think spanking, hair-pulling, and power play. You’re in the mood to chase, or be chased, but only if it ends with you on top (literally or figuratively). A spontaneous encounter, especially in an unexpected place, could be wildly satisfying.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20): Sensual and indulgent, Taurus thrives on extended foreplay; body oil massages, slow oral, and long, lazy lovemaking. You crave tactile pleasure, so anything with texture, fuzzy handcuffs, silk blindfolds, or velvet restraints are divine. Let every kiss simmer, don’t rush it. Give in to every physical craving. Your pleasure will come from patience, and you’re the master of the long game.

Gemini (May 21 – June 21): Talk dirty to them. The Gemini gets turned on through words, ideas, and novelty. Sexting, voice notes, roleplay, and erotic storytelling make your mind race and your body follow. You’re also open to switching it up mid-act: positions, locations, and even partners. Try something new in bed; a fresh fantasy could hit the sweet spot.

Cancer (June 22 – July 22): As sensitive souls, emotional connection is your kink. You want eye contact, cuddles, and deeply nurturing sex. Try spooning sex or tantric touch. Don’t be surprised if your neediness spikes; sex for Cancers can feel like soul-bonding. Post-coital cuddles are a must. Also, have you seen your sign? We know what your favourite sex act is…

Leo (July 23 – August 22): Lights, camera, orgasm! Leo loves to be adored… and watched. Mirror sex, strip teases, and even filming (safely!) appeal to your inner exhibitionist. Praise is your aphrodisiac. So be loud about what you like and expect the same. Drama in the bedroom? Yes. Give them a show. Confidence makes you irresistible, but don’t forget to give your partner some spotlight too. 

Virgo (August 23 – September 22): Virgo, you’re craving connection through precision and detail. Service-oriented, Virgo takes pride in giving the perfect orgasm. A clean space, soft lighting, and mutual respect set the mood. You’re in the zone to explore the little things, like new sensations or techniques, or a well-planned kink. Don’t be shy about directing your next sexual experience. 

Libra (September 23 – October 23): Lovers of beauty and balance, Libras like sex that’s romantic, aesthetic, and mutual. Candlelit threesomes, synchronised touch, or soft kinks give BIG Libra energy. You crave harmony and mutual pleasure, so tune into your partner’s rhythm. A slow dance before the sheets? Irresistible. Make it poetry in motion. 

Scorpio (October 24 – November 21): Raw, deep, intense. Scorpio, you’re oozing sexual energy, and your magnetism is palpable. With their dominating energy, Scorpio leans into power play, primal sex, and emotional strip-downs. Choking (safely), impact play, or sex with eye contact so deep it feels psychic, is your domain. Just be careful not to power-play too hard – consent is the ultimate turn-on.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21): With your wild, inhibited energy, Sagittarius wants sex that’s fun, loud, and maybe a little taboo. You like to try things that are out-of-the-ordinary: public play, a new position, or a bold toy. Laughing during sex turns you on. Keep it light and fun, but don’t ghost your partner afterwards. Playful doesn’t mean careless.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19): Capricorns usually focus on the climb; you like control and delayed gratification. You’re secretly kinky, but it’s all in the discipline. Orgasm control, spanking, and classic BDSM scenarios turn you on. Suits, leather, and structure bring out your inner sex god. It’s time to have fun and let go; you’ve earned your pleasure.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18): Aquarius… we know you like it wet and a little bit freaky. As the zodiac’s sexual futurist, you’re into tech toys, kink, and anything that breaks taboos. Exhibitionism, voyeurism, poly play, or pegging; nothing’s too out there, and that’s the appeal. You crave experimentation, so let your freak flag fly, with trust and safety, of course. Sexual freedom starts in the mind, and yours is limitless.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20): Pisces wants to dissolve into their partner. You crave dreamy, escapist sex, sensory play, blindfolds, or submission that feels like a spiritual surrender. Shower sex, music-led rhythm, and fantasy scenarios get you going. Music, candles, and whispered secrets are your turn-ons. Let yourself drift into a sensual trance. You melt and mesmerise, sex is your art.