Hey you, yes you. Glance down at the blobs and bones you call your body. This is an ode to you and the fantastic human being you really are. Quit blushing and read on to learn some self-lurvin’ tips and tricks.
In a crowded room one night, I let slip that I was following Australia’s The Bachelor.
Children who lie are poorly behaved, but if you can’t tell that they’re lying… are they still good?
Have you ever decided to be the bigger person and tell the truth, but been burned by doing so?
Can we all stop talking about penis size for a minute and discuss the vagina?
Once that bridge of trust had burnt down, all he could think about was pissing on its ashes.
If I was to make a cheesy and unnecessary ghost analogy involving myself, I’m more of a Casper-the-Friendly-Ghost type.
As much as growing up in the digital era has offered us an array of benefits, I can’t help but wonder what our lives would be like right now without it.