Words and Art by: Anonymous

Rating: ★★★★★

Prep: 3 mins – 20 mins

Cook: 30 mins

Serves: As many as you like

Written and tested by Anonymous

Vanilla sex gets a bad wrap. Is it slow? Yes. Can it be a little repetitive? Maybe. Is it boring? Absolutely not. Vanilla might not be your cup of tea, but it’s definitely mine. There is nothing better than feeling loved and being caressed like a delicacy by your partner. So here is my recipe for decadent, craving-satisfying vanilla sex that can be enjoyed in the bedroom, sprawled across the living room rug, on the kitchen counter or anywhere else you might fancy a little something sweet.

Ingredients

• 1 cup missionary

• 3 tbsp cowgirl

• A pinch of lip biting

• 2 cups sweet nothings

• 4 heaping tbsp soft kisses

• ¾ cup gentle touches

• 3 tsp moans and sighs

• Lube (optional, add as necessary)

Method

For this, we tend to start off with soft kisses.

Sometimes when my boyfriend and I are lying in bed, long after our bedtime, we end up facing each other in the dark and finding each other’s lips. It starts off gentle, before turning into long, deep kisses. We hold each other close and brush our hands against each other’s skin. He flips me over onto my back, slips off my shirt and continues those kisses down my neck, chest, stomach and inner thighs.

This is where you might want to add some lube, if you need it. Next comes the missionary position. His body on top of mine feels warm and strong. I am engulfed. I am a pillow princess taking my rightful throne, as his big arms wrap around. He breathes heavily and I start to feel the tiniest bit of sweat coat his back as I hold on tight.

My brief reign ends after I’m ~satisfied~ (a few times actually) and we switch to cowgirl. He moans and sighs as I change angles and rhythm, while he moves his hands down the sides of my body as if I’m something delicate. Soft breath and sweet nothings fill this time, as we tell each other how good this feels and how much we love each other.

Finally, after we’ve had our fun, I pull out all the stops to ice the cake: Bringing him to climax. Then we lie back, have a little cuddle (because aftercare is important) and go to sleep.