It was Valentine’s Day. A friend and I ended up in quite the ideal situation while we were out. A cute young man approached me and we kicked things off. Handsome, English and only in Melbourne for one night — could the odds be any more perfect? To top it off, there ended up being two of them! My friend and I claim an English man each and head back to their shared Airbnb.
Disclaimer: This article mainly focuses on heteronormative sex and does not encompass allsexualities and genders. Furthermore, the focus of this article is specifically on female sex aids and the relationship they have with the societal sexual expectations of men.
I’m someone who is invested in horoscopes, is an avid BuzzFeed quiz doer and who won’t turn down a Myers-Briggs analysis. You might say I formulate my identity based on rushed-out listicles and strategic emphasis on sweeping labels and generalised character traits. I would agree with you on that.